You may have heard this but it makes me laugh...
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.
The nurse starts with the basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she ask. "115," she says.
The nurse asks her to step on the scale. The scale reads 165.
The nurse asks her height. "5'8", she says.
The nurse measures her and she only measures 5'5".
The nurse then takes her blood pressure and tells her it is elevated.
"Of course it's high! she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"