Sunday, September 14, 2008

Isn't This How it Goes?

You may have heard this but it makes me laugh...

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.

The nurse starts with the basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she ask. "115," she says.

The nurse asks her to step on the scale. The scale reads 165.

The nurse asks her height. "5'8", she says.

The nurse measures her and she only measures 5'5".

The nurse then takes her blood pressure and tells her it is elevated.

"Of course it's high! she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"



Suzanne said...

LOL..5'5" and 165 actually sounds nice though...coming from the woman who's 5'nuthin" and not gonna tell.. :)

Sarah said...

You're rearranging your furniture (header photo) AGAIN!! Bless!

That happens at my doctor's office, too.

SimplyEverything said...

Haha, that's a cute one! You mentioned you needed a digital camera, check e-bay, they always have great deals, I swear. You gotta post your new mosaic table!